WEST HAM got into the Valentine's Day spirit as the squad treated fans to some of their best cheesy chat up lines.
Hammers stars such as Winston Reid, Joe Hart, Marko Arnautovic and Jose Fonte all got in on the act with supporters ridiculing the players.
Centre-back Declan Rice kicked off the video with: "Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."
Followed by New Zealand international Reid with the classic: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
Goalkeeper ace Adrian chipped in with: "Did you play football? Because you are a 'keeper."
While former Southampton defender Jose Fonte, said: "Are you a magician? Because everytime I look at you, everyone disappears."
And if they weren't bad enough, ex-Torino shot-stopper Joe Hart said: "Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
Before left-back Arthur Masuaku chimed in with: "I want to live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way."
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Marko Arnautovic wasn't one wanting to be left out, as he said: "When God made you, he was showing off."
While Italian international Angelo Ogbonna said: "Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman, I will be your man."
One fan was left feeling embarrassed with the video, commenting: "I feel about as awkward watching this, as Winston Reid did being in it."
With another declaring: "Dear @davidgold whoever is responsible for this embarrassment needs sacking."
While one supporter claimed the club deserves to be relegated, saying: "This club deserves automatic relegation ffs."
Next up for West Ham is a clash against Liverpool on February 24.